MacHighver

v. 1. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem relating to cannabis, using only the tools available at hand. 2. To jury-rig a smoking device.

n. Someone who can regularly cobble together bongs or pipes using only the tools available at hand.

"All I have is this Squash, a trumpet mouth-piece, and a pair of scissors- lets smoke this shit, MacHighver style"

MacHighver Says: "I used a gallon of milk, scotch tape, and a leather-punch to make a bong, and got so baked."

by PfhorRunner December 23, 2009

Machine Gun Breakfast

1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"

2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast

"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"

by jvilla423 May 18, 2014

macai

Just great at sports and likes to make jokes.

Macai teach me how to play basketball and make jokes while your at it.

by Bo bol May 28, 2017

MACHINE GUN KISS

A karaoke song featured in Yakuza 4, 5, and Like a Dragon.

chi-oku, ni-oku, hyaku-oku no kisu wo abisete yaru babe kono ude daite omae wo nido to hanashi wa shinai
MACHINE GUN KISS de JUST FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Lol hi.. September 1, 2021

vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.

'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.

by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018