M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

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M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

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M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

by M&M Sweats July 11, 2023

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M&M Squad

Gay People With A Shit Kink

Jimmathan :Im Part Of The M&M Squad

Ovaries:Eww Nasty Ass

by Theshitposterwhousedhisbrain August 19, 2023

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M&M

M&M is a chocolate candy stamped with an m. It's so that you wouldn't get confused with another candy called smarties. M&M's stands for Mars & Murrie.

Guy 1: Hey, Do you know what M&M's stands for?
Guy 2: Yes
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: Mars & Murrie
Guy 1: thx

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 August 27, 2023

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