hey loser

I really like you but to nervous to say it so can we just fuck?
Text: hey loser! (I wana fuck you)

Text: hey what's up you? (I know you want the D!)
by !the man! December 04, 2014
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hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump
Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.
by TeaInTheMoment February 04, 2018
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Myspace Loser

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.
I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!
by p!atd moron September 05, 2006
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PT Loser

A Chrysler PT Cruiser that is "riced out". Meaning, ugly spoilers and wings, stickers, and a fart-can exhaust "system".
"Man, you see that piece of shit PT Loser over there?"
by m0n0lith March 10, 2004
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lot loser

Noun. Derogatory slang for a car salesman; the lowest of all sales people.
I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.
by usmcBTC April 07, 2016
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loser lunge

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.
Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.
by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006
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loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!
by creaternity May 16, 2006
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