Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

age sex location

Someone often said across the internet if someone is interested in sexual activities, but first wish to know this details first.

Open used in these forms: asl, a/s/l

Herman: hello I saw your advert on the internet, I am interested
Bob: age sex location?
Herman: 23/male/Bloomsbury

by Theoldhoot February 6, 2014

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture May 4, 2018

durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

by satan February 28, 2005

Location Joke

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Local Leo

Referring to local law-inforcement from any region. Most commonly used for local cops or detectives.

They asked the Local Leo's for the evidence they collected.

by Jafje August 13, 2007

local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005