loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.

That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.

by Samma678 May 15, 2010

Loker

Slang for a local person from Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. Born and raised.

Sometimes used as a term of recognition and endearment among Cape Bretoners.

The lokers know where the best beaches are.

“Hey Loker, how’s she goin’?”

by LiMaZee April 28, 2019

Loser no life

Someone who opens your text as soon as you send it

“Isaac is such a loser no life.”

by Losernolife September 25, 2019

Ball Loser

A certain type of person who is prone to losing balls. Do not put a ball near this person's sight or they are bound to lose it.

Boy: See you later, ball loser
Girl: Yeah, you'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to a loser.

Gus: Man why did I have to lose that ball?

by frankmasta5 June 28, 2010

Lonerly

When surrounded by large groups of friends or family members, the desire to be alone.

This party is making me so uncomfortable. I know way too many people here. I am lonerly.

by Green_Man54 March 2, 2011

Lima loser

"L"ost "I"n "M"iddle "A"merica

Loser

Believe me, when you move to Ohio, you'll officially be a Lima loser.

by The_gLeek October 1, 2009

Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.

-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!

by THE_Æ June 1, 2009