Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

Liver

Noun. Lowkey beef. When two people both dont like each other but neither one knows it.

Adam and I dont have beef, we have liver. But dont tell him.

by Nunna903 December 27, 2023

Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

liver bucket

Female reproductive organ.

Her skirts so short and can see her liver bucket.

by Kitstarfukka November 8, 2020

Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.

Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019