Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017
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Crazy Horse Malt Liquor

Crazy Horse Malt Liquor - Hornell Brewing Co. debuted Crazy Horse in 1992. Hornell was owned by John Ferolito and Don Vultaggio...Congress banned it for being offensive to Native Americans. (It changed the name to Crazy Stallion in 2004.)

On March 17, 1992, Hornell Brewing Company introduced The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor to the American market. Ferolito, Vultaggio & Sons, distributed the beverage across the country
Crazy Horse Malt Liquor might be named after the real life

Native American Lakota warrior of the same name .

Circa 1840September 5, 1877
by Blu_leef January 05, 2025
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liquor pong

Liquor pong is game not suggested by most. Cups filled with shots of hard liquor instead of beer in the classic game of beer pong. Complete annihilation is possible within a few games.
Wanna play liquor pong Amanda? I don't think so Paul, one game and I'm completely wasted.
by Podoo December 14, 2013
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liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 29, 2017
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cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 04, 2020
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Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
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Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.
by Ttale March 02, 2015
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