Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.

Melanie has some nice mom legs

by ReservedParking July 17, 2019

legs apartment

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"

Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.

by Glens Garage August 1, 2011

leg sack

A sack full of the harshest insultes know to the modern man

-to be a literal leg

-a replacement swear word in case you're in a dangerous area

"Dude did you see the teacher today? He was being the biggest leg sack"
"I wanted to go out tonight, but my mom was being too much of a leg"

by Mr. Leg November 21, 2014

Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.

Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.

by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017

stroke leg

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.

Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"

by big papah August 5, 2009

leg tears

when someone is so attractive you get wet from just looking at them (turned on/ horny)

“he’s so hot, i have leg tears “
“he’s so good looking a tear just fell down my leg”
“triston is so leng, he gave me leg tears”

by c-deja February 22, 2023

MAAH LEG!

The phrase usually screamed by a guy on Spongebob whenever turmoil or a catastrophe was going on.

"CRAAAASH"

"Ow"

"Oooh"

"MAAH LEG!"

by ThatGuyAtThatPlace April 26, 2010