Ground Kite

A small dog (chihuahua or similar) being walked by an owner who considers it to be a fashion accessory rather than a pet.

Paris Hilton often accessorizes with her ground kite, Tinkerbell.

by Jon90210 August 16, 2007

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

by TheMethos March 10, 2009

sending kites

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.

1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.

by Gman3154 June 5, 2007

Kite-Mode

1. When your high off of marijuana.
2. High as a Kite
3. Panicking off weed
4. Stoned!

ex1: "I'm on Kite-Mode right now"

ex2: "You Trynna get Kite-Mode with me"

by JK the Rapper April 26, 2009

Kite Runner Scenario

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011