Pot calling the kettle black

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Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'
by Mine farter March 13, 2024
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poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice
Me and my dad share a poop kettle
by one wholesome dude December 28, 2024
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Kettle Run High School

Kettle Run is the best school in fauquier. We got the best sports teams overall and the hottest girls. The hottest girl at kettle run is jailyn, she has the most beautiful face and eyes. She also has the fattest ass and the best body. She is the most amazing girl in the world and has the best personality.
Kettle Run High School
by pseudo anonymous September 13, 2020
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laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler December 23, 2017
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Boiling kettle

The moment that the water inside of a kettle reaches 100°C In word form (Boiling)
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kettle cork

An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks
“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”
by kettlepot December 03, 2018
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Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021
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