kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.
Kendra- “what do you wanna do today

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”
by Tommyj123456 August 22, 2022
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virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.
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"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 29, 2011
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Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!
Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!
by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
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keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy October 01, 2015
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Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.
"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."
by DareelJesus May 15, 2021
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Kegs

Did you hear kegs was getting married?
by Jane ❤️ November 05, 2021
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