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King Keith Klan

ALL HAIL KING KEITH
I AM KING KEITH
FOLLOW ALL RULES OF KEITH
WE ARE THE KKK
by KING KEITH KLAN December 3, 2018
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Toby Keith

Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.

After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
Toby Keith is a loudmouthed, ingorant piece of shit.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
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Keith Urban

Keith is a stud
by Marie November 17, 2003
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keith hernandez

guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.
dude, keith hernandez just tore that tree out of the ground.
no biggie
by mets fan May 11, 2006
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Keerthi

Keerthi

The clever girl who knows shes clever but says otherwise.
'hey keerthi, you're clever, help me on this queston will you?'
'well..im not clever but i can try?'
by aifan naciram November 19, 2018
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Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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keith nap

The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
-Is 'tony meeting us at waffle house?
-Nah man I think he took a keith nap.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
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