kick in the junk

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

by Boris87 June 02, 2006

junk it down

Lots of uses:
1. verb - dance like an idiot.
2. verb - to eat or drink at a rapid pace
3. verb - to fuck somebody
4. verb - to dismantle a Hercumer Battle Jitney or anything for that matter.
5. Make up your own!

1. The crowd really junks it down when we play the fast songs.
2. Man, Buckley sure can junk down a bowl of oatmeal!
3. Did Drew and that one bitch junk it down last night?
4. Mr. Furious: "Actually, that jeep, it's some sort of armored vehicle."
— OLD LADY: " I said JUNK IT!"

by earlsgarage March 04, 2006

Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

by Werdoop October 10, 2010

junk in the trunk

To have an excessivly large booty, not necessarily a ghetto booty, just a large ass

That girl has some serious junk in the trunk!

by ~*GhettoGirl*~ April 20, 2003

trade junk

to have casual sex

"I invited my friend over to watch movies and trade junk."

by cyn January 27, 2003

junk time

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.

Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"

by benda=junk time October 28, 2010

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 05, 2010