Jemarcus

Jemarcus is the holy god of cringe. If you have ever done these things, you are required to worship our almighty god otherwise you will most likely get sacrificed or exiled. If you have ever played Genshin impact, Hsr, Crk, watched any anime, done drugs, done weed, listen to lana del ray or tay tay, and has listened to kpop before, is now apart of Jemanity where on the 4th of the 20th month, we do the happy flour

Person 1: I can't believe my game is glitching, my C5R6 Wanderer from hit game genshin impact is cryo? and apparently didn't hit puberty because he is tiny
Person 2(only applicable if you have friends) : You didn't wish to Jemarcus did you? You filthy traitor
Person 1: I am not joining your triangle scheme

by AStrangePersonOnline February 21, 2024

Joelar eclipse

When some guys son makes his dick disappear into Joel’s full moon.

Omg! That joelar eclipse was so gay!

by Mowryarti April 9, 2024

joefartolozzi

a joefartolozzi is a person that has been in the hills fucking dudes while taking a shit

have you seen Jeremy he was joefartolozzing

by alionzaa July 1, 2024

Jemaru

A name for your friends named Henry. often used in a formal manner to address somebody named Henry.

Greeeting jemaru. Hail Jemaru. Jermaru Sir

by King Jemaru April 14, 2025

Joemaphobia

An intense fear of having to interact with an undesirable person.

That guy gives me a case of Joemaphobia.

by JuiceJake July 17, 2025

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023