jinkles

1) A word used for those who don't know whether to say 'jimmies' or 'sprinkles' when they order ice cream.

2) A name for someone kinky that likes ice cream.

"What would you like on your ice cream?"

-inside your head: jimmies? sprinkles?- "Jinkles, please."

by CallMeMr.BlinkyBoo March 21, 2010

jinkleberry

A small round berry that usually comes in shades of green and red found on the slopes of Sweden. These berries are the main ingredients in the explosive diarrhea causing Haribo gummy bears.

jinkleberry "I ate the Haribo gummies and those freaking jinkleberries are burning hot swathes of fiery pain through my anus."

by I sub for batman March 9, 2014

jinglehams

any part of a person's (usually women) body that is large (fat), and potentially jiggly or jingley.

1. Yo that chicks jinglehams are freakin huge - she even has jinglehams on her jinglehams

by Dick tits August 20, 2008

Jlinklet

Extreme love for the jonas brothers, or extreme love for anything they do. sorry, only fans can understand, how much love jlinklet means ;D

I Jlinklet the Jonas Brothers!!!

by Charlotte1112 October 16, 2008

Jankless

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people

Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.

by the nomads August 10, 2009

jingle pajamas

after having lazy sex while wearing pajamas and getting your cum mixed with her cum and getting it stuck to your pajamas, those pajamas are referred to jingle pajamas

Anthony: "damn dude my dick feels like it's stuck to my pajamas"

Jimbo: "what? why?"

Anthony: "i couldnt find a jiz rag in time"

Jimbo" "fuck man, you got jingle pajamas"

by non phixon June 23, 2010

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013