super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

Jewels

Can also be slang to describe a male's testicles.

"I fondle my jewels softly after receiving a good kicking"

"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"

by Nick-The-Stick September 2, 2018

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children

My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025

Jewel

Something that you would consider as a blessing, opportunity, or good experience.

I've been given another jewel that my mom made it through her surgery.

I just got my dick sucked by the greatest jewel in history.

The win against Cedar Berg was a jewel in our conference.

by Joshua O. October 19, 2017

Jewel

The funniest person you will ever meet

Jewel is halarious

by J3W3L10 December 10, 2023

jewel

jewel she is the dumbest bitch ever, she is unbelievably ugly and very rude, she’s very annoying, i can’t stand jewel and she’s just very stupid

guy #1: have you met the new girl jewel?

guy#2: yeah she’s very ugly, rude and annoying

guy #1: oh shit i was gunna go ask her out
guy #2: oh do not do that that’s gross and she’s really dumb

by you’remom638 November 13, 2019