Jaivian

A gay dude that hates life and likes men.

"Dat mothafugin jaivian dabbed on me"

by JVNMCHDVS November 15, 2018

Jaanvi

1. A female human being who holds a grudge against some particular male human beings. She may love some males, but may hate others. She is up-to-date, but can also be very mean. Some look pretty, some are hot, some suck.
Distinguishing features: Horrible hair, freckles, a permanent cute pout.
2. An object which looks like shit.

3. (verb) To laugh at a stupid joke endlessly.

4. (verb) To break people's hearts.

1. Look at that girl, man. I bet she's a Jaanvi.
2. Watch your step! There's some Jaanvi there!
3. Stop Jaanviing, gurl! It's not THAT funny!
4. She Jaanvies every guy. Stay away.

by #SwagIsMySecondName March 11, 2015

Janging

Janging is short for cutting the grass for some money. It can also mean a loser with no life. Or a actress gone singer. Wow theres some difference

Janging is a good way to make a living

by Homefrog January 29, 2004

Jangie

A recently discovered sexually transmitted disease concocted through the naughty-naughty with household pets.

Jan and Angie had sex with their dogs, and they both got a very itchy case of Jangie.

by Dan Irwin January 11, 2009

Janaing

Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.

"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"

by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013

Jaanvi

A really stupid act done by someone similar to what Jaanvi does in her daily life.

Son: Dad, that lady just went out of moving car and left the keys inside only.
Dad: Son, that lady just did a jaanvi!

by Adityasharma January 2, 2021

Jandi

Verb. To shamefully and spasmodically spill, generally food and drink, but can also be applied to spillage of any other substance in a clumsy manner. A spill is only termed a 'Jandi' if the perpetrator is a serial clutz. The culprit may also be called 'A Jandi'. Extreme cases of jandiing of large quantities may also be known as 'A Tim'.

1. "Dude, look at yourself! Did you jandi the whole bottle on your shirt?"
2. "Whoops! I just jandi'd my coffee all over the floor."
3. "Johnny, you clutz, you're such a Jandi."
4. "Whatch out! If you'd jandi'd that whole jug it would have been a right Tim."

by Roger Gabriel November 22, 2010