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Jackin ina Jag

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.
"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"
by ToxicSandwiches April 6, 2023
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Jagged Little Pill

Coined by singer-songwriter Alanis Morrissette, an inconspicuous, artistic allusion to the human sperm cell; intended to imply all that sexual relations with a man brings with it
Alanis Morrissette's allusion to spermatozoa in her album title Jagged Little Pill has gone almost universally unrecognized.
by Bartleby T Scrivener December 1, 2019
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jag knullar din mamma

Swedish for "I'm fucking your mother". Not literally ofcourse. mostly. It's more likely to be used as an insult instead of being a statement.
Guy: Jag knullar din mamma!!
Me: Då är vi kvitt.
by GodIsDead- January 25, 2017
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Jagged Little Dill Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Jag äter inte glass

The swedish phrase for "I won't eat ice cream" meaning you're a noob in many ways. Created by Lord Anton Pinét Magnusson.
Jag är ingen pedofil, jag äter inte glass!
(I'm no pedophile, cause i won't eat ice cream!)
by TheoLA98 August 6, 2010
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Jags

1.south african term for being overly horny and or sexual.
2. Also widely used when acting irrational or dumb.
1. jack, " that girl's hot asf" kyle, "no man don't be so jags"
2. statement: "i wanna jump of a bridge" reply: "are you then jags?"
by SA.slut.x March 28, 2022
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JAGS

A school in south London for prestige bitches. You may find the odd nice one but they are very rare. Most jags girls think they’re really fit but usually their eyebrow shades are darker than anything you’ve ever seen before. The population of the school is literally made up of lesbians so if u want a gay child send them to jags.
“Are you sending little Becky to jags?”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
Ur daughter gay fam”
by Sweatybollocks69 October 30, 2018
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