italian karate

Two guys hold you down while a third one kicks out your brains.

Judging by the brains oozing out of the ears, the stiff looks like it got a dose of Italian Karate.

by Bloodystocking November 7, 2007

italian janitor

When you are getting head, you cum on the girls forhead and use your cum to slick her hair back so she looks like an italian janitor

Last night i gave this one bitch an italian janitor, i acctually thought she looked italian

by Cerial Killa October 20, 2006

italian stallion

An Italian man (or any Italian-descendent man) who's got a big penis, is hairy and very good at sex. Oftentimes, these macho Italian Stallions are constantly thinking about sex.

As a young Italian Stallion, Rocco had an obsession about sex.

by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

italian chandelier

This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.

by senna_trem October 2, 2005

Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 8, 2023

italian

italian americans....with italian heritage born in america
beautiful respectful people...who know how to
1.throw the best weddings
2.cook the best food
3/dress the best
4.best jewelry
5.best cars
6.safest neighborhoods.

and to all you fake italians or italian haters that say italians eat dominos and chef boy ardee

no italian would ever...ever..ever eat that crap..

my next door neighbor is a real italian..he just got here from Naples

by danidani June 1, 2006