having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
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So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
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Get the no issue no tissue mug.A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".
"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."
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Get the Struggling issues mug.Similar to the term “skill issue” but the person has trouble getting people of the same or opposite gender. But, this is a big exception for people who choose to have no rizz
Person 1: Look at that girl! She has a Rizz Issue! XD
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…
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