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Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?
by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025
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Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023
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Iowa

That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn
Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?
by Blitzomet September 23, 2019
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Iowa

He'll but worse
Person one: hey you wanna go to Iowa

Person two: fuck no
by anonymous July 3, 2022
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iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.
by anonymous January 21, 2022
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Iowa

Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.
Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!
by Wittyruss February 4, 2020
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