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Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else
John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"
by Shovel King December 18, 2012
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Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.
Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."
by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013
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faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate
(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016
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testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways
My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion
by Adroc57 October 6, 2017
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penial inception

The act of docking but while having a mini double headed dildo inserted into each penis.
Yo bro, lets grab some tacos and get down on some penial inception.
by DockingDuck July 16, 2018
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Oversized Infectious Woobstick

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"
That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.
by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009
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