shum wad

A wad of shit and cum, that gets churned together inside the asshole before it flys out

After i fucked that whores asshole, when she farted the shum wad shot out like a bullet, which smacked the wall and splattered

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008

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G wad

A person Who is constantly acting gay and annoying others with thier acts of gayness in a conversation with another person.

Sirrye: Omg the vines are so cool.
Mike: Why are you such a G Wad?
Sirrye: Cause im a asshole.

by The Exile July 11, 2005

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Hey, don't blow your gay wad all in one place.

by nexguy November 20, 2009

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noun - a group of orally talented females, available for hire to relieve sexually frustrated males of blueballs.

Dude, it's been so long since I've splooged I think I need to call in the wad squad!

by zed557 July 22, 2009

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The hair style, gernerally sported by women, that occurs after an entertaining bout of fucking.

Gina: After sex my hair was all matted to the crown of my head. It was a real Fuck Wad.

by Her Pleasure July 21, 2009

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1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

by Jowsie November 06, 2003

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You big dookey wads!

by jellobelly101 August 13, 2017

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