one second

Something you say to tell someone to wait a little bit. Usually used as sarcasm(doesn't actually mean count to one second).

Could you wait one second?

by wolfer1992 January 21, 2018

Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH October 22, 2015

november second

The day of love ❤😘 spread love to those you love including family 👨👦👧👩👴👵 feedings and 👱bfs and 👱 ♀️Gfs. And if you oy don't have a gf or bf you will b the end of the day

November second you day of love ❤😘.....

by Jaccelyn October 31, 2019

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019