desert eagle

Whored pistol made famous among pre-pubescent adolescents by the game Counter Strike. Also known as the DEagle.

OMG how'd he kill me, I had a DEagle?!!

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

Desert Eagle

A gun made by IMI (Israeli Military Industries).

"You know how we roll, everywhere that we go, it fo' fo's, calicos, and Desert Eagles...YEAH!"
-Young Buck

by RussianKGB April 12, 2004

Desert Slut

A girl who goes to desert parties and gets desperately drunk and then takes unsuspecting victims out into the dark abyss of cacti and mildly molests them.

Ashley is a total desert slut. She took Scott out to a desert party and the innocent twinkle in his eyes ceases to exist.

by little scotty January 9, 2009

Desert folk

(n.) Rednecks from the Southwest, United States.

Them desert folk, no nothin about falafel!

by Pnic-e March 1, 2011

sahara desert

jacking off or being jacked off while using a piece of sandpaper; very pleasurable yet painful

Maggie gave Daniel a sahara desert and he was rubbed raw for days.

by Tara Adams September 25, 2006

desert dick

'Desert Dick' or as it sometimes referred to 'SPGS' (Sandy Penis Gulf Syndrome) or PTDDD (Post Traumatic Desert Dick Disorder) first came into origin around the 1980s during the first Gulf War Conflict. It is the gradual build up of sand around the Penis glans from extended Desert winds and Sand Storms mostly experienced by U.S. male Soldiers. While it is not a malady that female soldiers can get, they are still affected by the Desert Dick Syndrome. During coitus with a male soldier the female soldier can sometimes be overheard stating, "Oh my God, that feels like Sandpaper! Do you have Desert Dick?" At that point you can simply ignore her, deny having Desert Dick, or simply give her a firm "Camel Punch" in the back of the head.
The 'Desert Dick' should never be confused with the 'Dessert Dick' which is entirely different but oft mispelled or mistaken. The 'Dessert Dick' involves gently laying the penis on a long boat-shaped bowl, adding strawberries, banana slices, some Cool Whip, and gently topping your nuts with nuts.

Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Desert Eagle

A gas-operated semi-automatic pistol from Isreal. It serves no real practicalpurpose in the real world. It most popularly shoots the .50 Action Express Calibre. It is obscenely heavy and inaccurate. It is only used to look mean in movies and video games.

Any real person who carries a desert eagle is a fucking retard.

by Tom Bo Bob September 14, 2005