Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

drop a dam

To be an obstacle in someone's path - to work hard on stopping someone from coming out (shine)

-they tried to drop a dam on me; I want to be better than them.

- you can't drop a dam on him; he is harder than you think.

by Mechavelli September 05, 2015

dingleberry dam

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.

Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.

by Erikneil13 February 01, 2016

Oh beaver dam it

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.

Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."

by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022

the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.

frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...

by fiilo November 05, 2021

thigh dam

The opposite of a thigh gap. A blockage of fat between the legs.

That bitch is so fat, her thigh dam blocks the sun.

by Benny Beemin' full of Semen October 13, 2014

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022