Dutch Snack

1: The act of farting in your clothes to warm yourself up in extreme cold.

2: Fart into someone else's clothes or bedding whilst not being inside of it.
Guy 1: "I am so cold right now"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, just do a Dutch Snack"
Guy 1: "Wow, I feel so much better now!"

Whilst Fred was lying in his bed, Quentin ran in and gave him a Dutch snack.
by S_McAl April 20, 2010
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Dutch Alps

Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."
by X4nNu5 January 27, 2010
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Dutch bookmark

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009
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Dutch Tilt

A sexual maneuver that consists of holding a woman at a 45 degree angle and then having frontal sex with her.
Last night, we totally did the Dutch Tilt
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Dutch Salad

(noun)

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. Two partners assume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual analingus.

Origin: The salad refers to "tossing one's salad," a euphamism for analingus or a "rim job." Dutch refers to "going Dutch," or "splitting the bill."
Perhaps we could return to your place and have a Dutch Salad?
by Kunning Linguist January 12, 2010
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Dutch Teabag

the act of farting while teabagging, the teabagging causes one to breathe through their nose which forces them to inhale all the odiferous fumes
William had mexican for dinner, which causes gas. Later that night, he was teabagging this chick and accidently farted. His scrotum was in her mouth so she had to inhale the rank fart. Eureka, the dutch teabag has been created!
by Kip_the_kage_fighter July 06, 2006
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Dutch Oven

To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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