NICE IB

A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations

Friend 1: I failed my maths test

Friend 2: NICE IB MATE

by ooft mate February 19, 2019

IB Streaks

A picture sent on snap chat sent on regards of keeping one's streak, the picture includes books, homework or some kind of ib shit

damn he keeps sending ib streaks what a nerd.

by ce1129 May 29, 2018

IBS

IBS is short for "i bust shit"

It is a condition that makes you shit too much, and that might make you die. (sourse: trust me)
Many people have died from IBS, like your mom, my mom, and joe biden.

Guy 1: "My doctor said i might have IBS, because i be bussin' too much shit, and that is dangerous for my life"
Guy 2: "Damn dude, that shit sucks"

by BrigitteFelix August 19, 2022

ibs

intense booty sex

if you have ibs u are a lil freak

by yummmmymyumyyumy April 26, 2022

IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.

_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.

by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022

IBS

Irregular bowel syndrome

A: i think i have IBS
B: lol, wrong chat

by Chivvvvvgggggg November 6, 2022

IBS

These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.

Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.

Person 2: that’s so funny!

Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny

by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022