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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagram Makeover

Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.
Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
by henry1272838442 January 6, 2023
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Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!
"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"
by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017
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Instagram Politician

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems
Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.
by HelpMelton October 13, 2020
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Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍
by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019
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instagram feminism

Someone who follows lots of Instagram feminist accounts and recites angsty tumblr screenshots to people who have differing opinions. They get all of their facts from twitter screenshots posted onto a feminism page.
“Dude, Lindsey went off on me yesterday
“Really how?”
“She screamed at me about how women are paid less than men. She’s so into Instagram feminism
by howieraptorclaw September 30, 2019
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Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.
- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess
by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020
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