Raging Heterosexual

Raging Heterosexual, n. (technically a Tatpurusa compund)-Someone whose heterosexuality so deeply transcends the typical thoughts and behaviors of his or her peers that this person feels no need to mimic the traditional patterns of heterosexuality as defined in society; such patterns include making out, hitting on, or grinding with one or member of the opposite sex. Normally this person's raging heterosexuality is a problem for every member of the opposite sex nearby since these members can feel the profoundest of Bacchanal desire for this person. Were it not for the immense concentration of the raging heterosexual to control this power, all of these members would begin to perform the absurdest of acts, the least of which have included doing cartwheels in waltz time in front of fraternity houses, or devouring hundreds of bananas over the course of four hours while wearing a Dracula costume. Thankfully, the number of raging heterosexuals in the world appears to be few, although, as of September 9th, 2011, at least one raging heterosexual has identified himself in the greater Boston area.

Jan: Hey Jack, is there a reason you won't dance or make out with any of the 10+ girls who are fawning over your every movement?
Jack: It's probably because I'm a raging heterosexual and I don't feel like dancing with any girls. Plus I'm in a bromance with Jon, Graham, and Carlato, and I would rather grind on one or more of them right now.

by KingFunk'sFriend in liuwetrust September 9, 2011

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heterosexual lesbian

A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.

Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!

What? With who?

Lucy.

Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.

by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013

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Huntersville NC

A poor shit hole left behind when Charlotte began to modernize. All the street lights still hang on ropes like the did when they were first fucking invented. There are no more than 2 schools that aren't over 250 years old. Its filled rednecks and soccer moms that can not afford the niceties of Charlotte. Most people have no driving skill whatsoever. Best known as the asshole of North Carolina, Always missing any kind of good weather. Everything here looks and smells as ridiculously ancient as it is. Most people are old, rude or some combo of the two. Most people under the age of 19 that have lived in this cock munch of a town end up running away from it before they are legal to do so. Hardest thing to find is someone that looks like they have showered within the last few weeks. And that doesn't have a pony-tail.

I would rather shit a chicken than live in or around huntersville NC.

by pøøperscooper March 18, 2009

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Hunters Hill

An affluent suburb situated in the Nothern suburbs of Sydney where the elite mingle with Cate Blanchett.

Hunters Hill is so far away. But I still wish I lived there, if only I was rich!

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Hunters Pass

The act of having sex with your partner, pulling out and cumming on themback or stomach then slurping up the cum, and kissing them thus placing the cum their mouth.

Oh man, this chic wanted me to give her a hunters pass. I thought it sounded gross, but I gave it a shot, lol!!

by S.M. Forever January 19, 2020

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