1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 11, 2006
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When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
Get the Humpty Dumpty mug.Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
by bobby apple November 30, 2005
Get the Humphrey mug.A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
Get the Humpty Dumpty Junkie mug.Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
by Unkxwn May 12, 2019
Get the Mkenzie Humphrey mug.When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
by usefulidiot December 21, 2009
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