Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 21, 2010

hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 23, 2023

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 08, 2024

Trumper Humper

A gay/fruty trump supporter and/or republican

Mike is a Trumper Humper

by sah_thur October 06, 2021

Trumper-Humper

Someone who has a severe case of dick-riding Donald Trump.

Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper

by BD-26 May 05, 2025

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 12, 2020