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Humans

The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
by Crown8 September 23, 2013
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Humans

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...
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Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.
Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014
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Humans

I see humans, but not humanity
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Human

Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
Matt:Hey! Look there a human!
Hunter: wow!
Human: SWAG!
Matt/Hunter:SLAP!!!
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012
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Humanity

A retarded species that will make all life on Earth extinct
Alien 1: hey, what the f*ck is that wierd thing on that planet
Alien 2: it's just humanity killing themselves
by PCMASTERRACE July 6, 2015
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humans

Primary adversary of the katywampus birddog

Derogatory term used by those with limited mental capacity to insult others by failing to recognize them as individuals (often used to bolster their own self image)
If the humans around here would do things like I say we'd be makin' money
by Scott T December 25, 2008
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