eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

by John Perich May 28, 2009

cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want

guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!

by sexmaker January 1, 2021

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022

husky hour

(n) a time when one has a fat, or husky, girl all to himself, for an entire hour; only sexual activities are allowed; typically, the male will have sexual intercourse with the fat girl's belly rolls, though other activies are permitted, provided that they are sexually explicit

Guy: "Hey man, are you gonna be around tonight? Gwen is coming over."

Friend: "Is she the fat one?"

Guy: "Yeah man, totally. She's easily over 250 lbs. I'm gonna have myself a husky hour."

Friend: "Don't worry dude, I'll be out of you guys' way."

by DG_Swag June 2, 2016

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018