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canadas history

fucking a chick while using the stanley cup as a condom while shoving a moose antler up each of your asses and using a jug of maple syrup as lube
Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canadas History
by FenrisWolfbrood February 4, 2010
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history is written by the victors

A phrase (first stated by Winston Churchill) used mostly by neo-nazis trying to make points about idiotic conspiracies even though they have practically zero evidence on their theories.
Professor: "Over 6 million Jewish people died in the holocaust"

The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."
by LiberalGarbage June 13, 2018
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canadas history

When moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup are inserted into a chosen body cavity after performing the dirty sanchez, a blumpkin and the angry pirate.
Dude I gave her canadas history last night.
by stevenCfan February 4, 2010
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Canadas History

Canada's History is the anecdotal name for a sex act that is known to be the personal favourite of Stephen Colbert.

The act requires: Moose antlers, atleast 14 females, a bottle of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley cup. (You can add more maple syrup to increase stickiness if desired).
(If atlesat 5 of the 14 females are African American, then you will need a traditional jar of Kool-Aid, as opposed to the Stanley Cup, as to support Racial equality).
1. Stephen Colbert is an avid supporter of Canadas History, and is rumoured to be the champion of it.

2. If performing Canada's History on a Tuesday, it is acceptable to use males as opposed to females, however you MUST use nonfat maple syrup
by Mr_Macabre February 5, 2010
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History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".
Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.
by Jack Squat February 23, 2005
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History Teacher

A “history teacher” is someone with BUNDHA. You may see people looking at it from a long distance with the binoculars
“UFFFFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA
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Make History

Self-serving, motivational call to action regardless of the long-term consequences.
Sure you may get pregnant if I neglect to use a condom, but come on, let's make history!
by Jed Fearon March 18, 2009
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