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Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022
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Hoss

OG pawn stars terminology for a good friend who is an absolute unit of a genderless Homosapien.
Yo hoss!
by IMABIGHOSS December 8, 2021
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
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Big Hoss

A mind-numbingly large number coined by googologist Johnathan Bowers equal to {100, 100(1)/2} in BEAF.

Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.

It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.
Person 1: What's the biggest number you can think of?

Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.

Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
by eighteen18XVIII July 9, 2025
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