A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.
Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.
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I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison
Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.
Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉
End of Act I
—Act II—
Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.
Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.
Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.
*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.
*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*
End of Act II
—Finale—
Edison: Hey. Long time no see.
Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄
Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.
*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*
—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)
Definition:
P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
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Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.
Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.
Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"
Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.
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