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4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.
Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.
by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022
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Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out
"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."
by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020
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horseshit

your consistency if you lie;
severe objection
Your full of horseshit!
Awww horseshit!
by theajay April 11, 2003
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zombie horses

amazing religion, join. NOW.
zohans watching.
theres a difference between belief and worship.
this is worship.
RESPECT.
person 1: zombie horses are the coooooooolest!
person 2: dude i know.
both end up to live a great life because they joined.
by zombiehorse April 9, 2009
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Horses

Horses cannot be defined within any genus or indeed any phylum or taxonomic rank. This has led scientists to believe that they are either not of this earth (e.g. Aliens) or are man made. Recently the man made theory has been given more credit. In his book "Horses, why do we need them and Where are there beards" Dr Butterfield of Sheffield England stated "Only Cows and Pigs can be said to be related to Horses, and even they are nothing like them whatsoever" he also added "Horses and Pigs taste good, horses taste like shit". Conclusive evidence that they are not required and therefore man made. Although many believe him to be mentally disturbed Dr Butterfield did also come up with this interesting observation "If you take the head of a Donkey the legs of a zebra and the body of a Shetland pony you've basically got a horse". From this observation he also concluded "I think that there are people assembling them out of these component parts and selling them on the black market". Although all of these comments have been shown to be wildly inaccurate, nonsense and down right stupid it is all irrefutably true. No mention of beards was made except in the title of Dr Butterfield’s books. “This is more proof that it’s all true” he pointed out to an angry crowd at the fashionable horse fare shop in savile row in London.
Real Person> "Horses are real"

Dr ButterField> "Nonsense"
by TheGell August 30, 2008
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Horseshoe Maneuver

a sexual act involiving the female to drop a load in her own vag. it involves the woman pooing and arching it into her vagina and then horseshoeing it back and forth. with enough practice you can perfect the balance. first performed by newton to demonstrate the laws of gravity
Riki was confused when Danielle said that she wanted to practice the horseshoe maneuver that night.
by Rob and Kevin Esquire September 30, 2007
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Horses ass

An offensive name that can only be used if a person slaps you while you have a sunburn. Made famous on family guy when stewie says it.
Peter: Hey stewie! (slaps on butt)
Stewie: Ahh you horses ass!
by Raptapwnage August 20, 2010
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