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Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
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Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire
yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer
by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025
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HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass
“Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today
by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022
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Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018
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hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.
"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"
by Darlowyn April 23, 2010
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Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019
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HOBBITS

Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.
Checkout those warlocks, ya but her friend has some substantial hobbits.
by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017
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