The Highlander

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"

John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.

by Boba fat July 6, 2014

highland braun

a barrel chested larger man whose appearance is that of scottish decent. (i.e. a large white humanate)

"HIGHLAND BRAUN" The mans appearance was that of a larger frame and mass index, due to his "Scottish highland" decent.

by onefinemammajamma October 27, 2009

Highlands TX

Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.

Got my new tat in Highlands TX yesterday. Dude even used a brand new clothes hangar!

by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022

Highlander

A Viking character in for honor that can only be played if you have a massive dildo getting shoved up your asshole. When playing Highlander all you need is one hand on the controller to spam RT so you are able to stroke your boyfriends cock while you fight. If you play highlander you are a monumental faggot ass piece of shit and almost certainly a cuck. To anyone who plays this pubic bearded heavy spamming urinal cake, you’ve hit rock bottom, nobody loves you, nobody cares about you, and the best thing you can do is to find the closest tree to hang yourself on, at least one insufferable asshole will be gone then. There’s a guarantee that if you play highlander you are either fat virgin cuck who’s 300 pounds or a faggot who likes little boys. Fuck you fuck your children fuck your children’s children and fuck bloodline.

Person 1: “ngl I’ve been playing lots of highlander lately”
Person 2:” oh so you’re a no life fagatron troglodyte who likes big meaty cocks in their mouth”

by Figglebottoms69 May 10, 2023

Highland Chicken

A highland cow disguised as a chicken as in an attempt to trick a girl’s man’s into buying her a minicow

“Baby can we get a highland chicken??? *winks*

by BABYGIRL525 March 4, 2023

highland lakes middle school

A middle school where there is too much drama and alot of bitches to start it. If you want to go to highland lakes its like committing suicide. Everyday you spend in highland lakes is a day you have wasted valuable energy and wisdom.

Hey bro, have you heard of highland lakes middle school? Its a shitstorm.

by Killme2.0 April 12, 2017

Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.

Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"

by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024