Please someone help

My asshole burns

Please someone help me I need help holy shit please

by User291844772726 December 3, 2019

Help im at school

I wrote this at school because I wanna go home. If your reading this, its probably because your at school too. Good luck.

Steve: Help Im at school.
Robert: Oh you mean hell.

by Prison Mike #1 November 30, 2020

help a nigga out

To give aid to the home boy that is currently in need.

I always help a nigga out when he needs a place to crash.

by Carl_Wheezer May 9, 2018

help me pls

When you try your best but you don't suceed..

IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese

Me: .. No ..

by amdoingalazy September 16, 2018

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Help the Urban Dictionary

Please complete our short survey

No thanks, I'm busy burning books.

by B-Drac October 25, 2003

Self Help Manual

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

by Garthy September 19, 2006