When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 03, 2011
When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
by Brosnatch August 08, 2010
The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
by Damian Foye March 30, 2006
A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
by Perry Wilson January 27, 2005
by maxboxa August 31, 2005