Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017

Hayden

Hayden is a nice boy,short, small, anything tiny related. He’s got chubby face cheeks. Hayden can be pretty violent to himself . (Ahem knife play)he is also pretty desperate. He is a weirdo and don’t know what girl would like him. He is a mamas boy too. he likes to wear masks and talk about hammer head sharks. He can be cocky a lot. He doesn’t like being called a gent for some odd reason. Sometimes he just wants to die but life won’t let that happpen.

Girl 1 : omg is that Hayden, what a hunk

Girl 2: don’t go for him, I heard he’s not worth it. Just a desperate man

Girl 3 : GIGGLE

by Mama_Duchess May 27, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is a faggot with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Hayden is top fuck. There are many hdifferentHayden's but none like this Hayden 💞 Hayden will always belong to his gay lover baby♥️ Hayden is hot.

"God do I want that hayden to fuck me."

by John cay March 17, 2018

Hayden

A Hayden is usually the gay acting one in the group. He is very sexy, and usually has a small dick

Girl 1. Look it's small dick boy
Girl 2. No it's just Hayden

by Charlie Damellio January 30, 2020

Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011