Hayden

A Hayden is usually the gay acting one in the group. He is very sexy, and usually has a small dick

Girl 1. Look it's small dick boy
Girl 2. No it's just Hayden

by Charlie Damellio January 30, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is a nice boy,short, small, anything tiny related. He’s got chubby face cheeks. Hayden can be pretty violent to himself . (Ahem knife play)he is also pretty desperate. He is a weirdo and don’t know what girl would like him. He is a mamas boy too. he likes to wear masks and talk about hammer head sharks. He can be cocky a lot. He doesn’t like being called a gent for some odd reason. Sometimes he just wants to die but life won’t let that happpen.

Girl 1 : omg is that Hayden, what a hunk

Girl 2: don’t go for him, I heard he’s not worth it. Just a desperate man

Girl 3 : GIGGLE

by Mama_Duchess May 27, 2019

Hayden

A big little nonce with no friends. He touches up little kids and gets them in his white van

Look over there "Haydens" taking the kids

by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019

Hayden

Often mistaken for a guys name, Hayden can also be a great girls name. Girl Hayden is sassy and classy, and her walk is more of models strut. She can stay up into the very early morning hours without getting tired. Her passion is musicals (Falsettos, Hamilton, you name it shes watched it.) and sipping any tea that she can hear about. Hayden is also a very considerate person. She never judges you no matter what your situation is. She is always willing to hear a rant or two and share one of her own. Haydens are very loving creatures and are always willing to talk.

Person 1: Dang who is that sassy strutter?
Person 2: Oh, probably a Hayden.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018

Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011