Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025

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Haystacking

The art or act of muddling a clear point by introducing a litany of distractors.

In a corporate setting: "The CEO’s town hall was pure haystacking; she spent forty minutes on 'company culture' initiatives to avoid addressing the upcoming layoffs."

In a legal or debate context: "The defense attorney attempted to haystack the jury by introducing three dozen irrelevant character witnesses, hoping to obscure the lack of physical evidence."

In everyday life: "I asked him why he was late, but he started haystacking the conversation with a long story about his childhood dog and the history of the local transit system."

by genXFinalRevision January 21, 2026

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hasta el coño

Spanish phrase used to say you're sick of something. It literally means "to the pussy".

Estoy hasta el coño de que todos los tíos que me gusten sean drogadictos

I'm to the pussy of every dude I like being a drug addict

by mierdadevacauwu March 10, 2026

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Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.

Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"

by Volit August 28, 2014

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