The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
The SEXIEST woman you will ever meet. Full of respect and confidence for other people and herself. Does not take any shit from anyone.
by NotGabe67898 April 02, 2023
Busty person who is psychotic and a horrible person. Cum dumpster who feeds on drama. Saggy and buck tooth whore who is usually Used up. Has no real friends and betrays most people they know.
Everyone has a dusty but few have dusty Hamilton.
Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton
Ewww you hooked up with a Hamilton and it was dusty.
I'm ugly and suicidal so I must be a dusty Hamilton
by Chickenshitin April 14, 2020
Damn did you see he pulled a hot Hamilton on his friends?
Ever since he got that hot Hamilton he don't even talk in the group chat
Ever since he got that hot Hamilton he don't even talk in the group chat
by Loubomb January 17, 2017
Ewan Hamilton, definitely a ginger. All Ewan’s are ginger, it’s written in stone. After the tenth commandment it’s written there, also happy birthday!
by 🍰🎂Ewan Hamilton September 08, 2019
by LolMemes420 January 08, 2017