Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

Hawkinged

The state or action of being crippled, maimed, hospitalised or generally fucked up. Usually closely followed by the word "BAM!".

John: "Ahhh shit I just fell into an icy crevasse."
Boarder: "You've just been Hawkinged. BAM!"

by DarthTeabag September 12, 2006

Rail Hawking

An act of obtaining of a girl in a skilful manner to be able to hook up with; the action of a rail hawker.

"Let's go out and go rail hawking"

"that guy over there is rail hawkin kelly"

"that girl is definitely trying to rail hawk"

by zolty September 20, 2009

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

Lesbian Hiking Boots

These are the big, brown, thick-soled shoes that most women only wear for hiking, but lesbians will wear them anytime.

Hey, Carla, you're just going to Ikea, so why are you wearing your lesbian hiking boots?

by Andy_NY December 14, 2008

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007