An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.
I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Get the Joe Hag mug.A word for women who spends time with gay or bisexual men, on platonic terms. Its meaning depends on whether the context it is used in is positive or negative, as it can refer to either of two things:
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
She happily calls herself a fag hag because she's best friends with Tony, who's gay.
"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
by lithosfeer December 17, 2017
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Get the Nag hag mug.A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
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by million-year-man November 9, 2012
Get the tobacco-hag mug.a bunch of evil bitches surrounding a guy in persecution or persuasion ... also used for the jason movie sound chi chi chi agh agh agh push someone towards intent to kill oneself or brain fuck them...
used in colonial times to present
used in colonial times to present
The hag circle surrounded charlie in order to get him to join their cult and be grand master of their vaginas.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
by maskerbator September 1, 2011
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