An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.
I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
Get the Hag-stonemug. by Falcon February 27, 2017
Get the Nag hagmug. A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.
Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014
Get the sickled hagmug. a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.
Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.
by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008
Get the hag baggedmug. A word for women who spends time with gay or bisexual men, on platonic terms. Its meaning depends on whether the context it is used in is positive or negative, as it can refer to either of two things:
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
1. Women who are friends with, or prefer to be friends with gay or bisexual men.
2. Women who want a gay friend but only as an accessory; women who go to gay bars only to gawk at drag queens and gay men; women who idolise gay men to the point of fetishisation.
She happily calls herself a fag hag because she's best friends with Tony, who's gay.
"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
"OMG, I want a gay best friend so much! We could go shopping together and gossip and go to gay bars, I want one so much!"
"But I'm gay?"
"That's different, you're a girl. I want a guy gay best friend!"
"You're such a fag hag."
by lithosfeer December 17, 2017
Get the fag hagmug. to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.
"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."
by Krkič March 28, 2021
Get the hag-lagmug. 1st generation and 2nd generation fandoms are widely knows as hag fandom even though the fandoms consists of people from different age groups
A: That hag fandom is here
B: Who?
C: that super junior fandom called elf's found my tweets HELPDHHGHJJ
B: Who?
C: that super junior fandom called elf's found my tweets HELPDHHGHJJ
by Kyupengkyu June 6, 2021
Get the Hag fandommug.