Glutard

Someone who is allergic to gluten or has coeliac disease or something that is gluten free.

I’m now a glutard as I have coeliac disease.

Let me just get the glutard bread out of the tin.

by Glutard Man October 29, 2020

Gluteoinnerear

Gluteoinnerear-Communication between the innerearbones and the bum?

She speaks with her innerear and her rectum(bum)?Gluteoinnerear.She talks with her underwear.

by Lane Diamond December 6, 2020

glutoid

A slur for someone with celiac disease. Often reclaimed by celiac-sufferers as a term of affection and camaraderie.

"Look at that disgusting corn-eating glutoid over there"
"What up my glutoiddddddd"

by Sebastian and Sabrina February 21, 2022

The glutes of regret

The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before

After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

button glutton

Button Glutton: (n.)pl. -Gluttons, Clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)--whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.BUTTON is a dated euphemism for the female CLITORIS,CLIT that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.Maybe the BUTTON GLUTTONs appeared to be buttoning/unbuttoning their skirts in doubletime? Who knows. **NOTE: I can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as I am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.**

"Damn! BeeBee is always horny as fuck! You know she`s the complete button glutton,dude!"

"Donna called me a 'beat off boy' so I used some Cockney Rhyming Slang on her;called her my old" Dame Button Glutton" (rhyme slang fer me mutton,I fink?)"

by HosMan61 October 2, 2011

Vladimir Gluten

The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.

Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend

Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

glutter

a mixture of glue and water, often used for little kids in craft projects

My four year old sister wanted to make a papier mache model, so i tore some newspaper, and mixed up some glutter for her

by _Alli_ September 9, 2005