A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
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1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.
2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.
3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.
3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
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Get the glankle mug.A slang term for wasting time. Originated from the game Modern Warfare, in which you can blow out windows and, if there are small pieces of glass still in the window frame, you can use your knife to slice out the little pieces. The activity does not have any point and is useless in the game, therefore it wastes time.
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Get the slicing glass mug.1. A large wine glass filled to the brim. 2. A large glass of any kind filled to the brim with alcohol. History: I-Love-Lucy a popular 50's tv show featured iconic Lucille Ball drinking wine out of a glass filled to the brim in a few popular episodes through out the season, most notably and popularly during the Grape-stomping" episode I Love Lucy Episode 150 - Filmed 3/ 8/56. The tv classic inspired a cult culture movement that used the phrase 'Lucy Glass' to refer to a full glass of wine, using Ricardo's, Lucy screen husband, exaggerated way of saying Lucy.
Yo, don't be pinchin', I need a Lucy-Glass o'dat sh!t to f*ckin' move tonight.
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B!tch please, Lucy-Glass me, I'm not trying to drive tonight.
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